Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Monday, November 15, 2010

The Simple Things

After an extra long day at work (and a migraine), I find the really simple things send me into hysterical giggle fits:

I realize that this is not the first Spongebob video clip I've posted on here. Deal with it.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Transplant

I've performed minor surgery on Moose a few dozen times, but I think this injury is going to require a butt-cheek transplant and skin graft.


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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

ahem

Dear Predictive Text,

I assure you I meant to type Netflix and not Negroid.

Please don't let it happen again,

Ashley

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Fives

Today I ran 5 miles in 55 minutes and finally acheived a total weight loss of 5 pounds.

In other news I made (and threw out) parsnip soup for the first (and the last) time. My iPhone case has started pulling up the shield. And we leave for Puerto Rico in 22 days.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Inner-Child


My inner-child demands PB&J for lunch on a regular basis. The only difference between now and 20 years ago is that the PB is organic and the J is sugar-free and the bread is whole wheat. Sadly I don't think that is enough to make it a sophisticated choice.